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3/25/2008

The Grand Slam Of Jokes

(Truly Blonde, Politically Incorrect, Religiously Insensitive And Just A Generally Offensive Joke)

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St.. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Blondes," and he banished her to hell.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Booboo," and he banished her to hell.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder.

St. Peter said, "Verrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder, and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."

St Peter fainted.

5:20 PM | Blog it | Laughing Out Loud (LOL)

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	Kris the Elder wrote: Love it! I used 2 collect blonde jokes in high school. May 10
	Chaelawrote: Just passing through and saw this -- ROFL! Apr. 30
	J W Leighwrote: Takes two for a friendship Karen. I can find blond jokes anywhere, but if you really wanted to establish a healthy, moral friendship you would have to participate yourself. I sincerely wish you the best life has to offer and harbor no ill will. Be safe, happy, and remain true to yourself. *J.W.L.* Mar. 30
	J W Leighwrote: Takes two for a friendship Karen. I can find blond jokes anywhere, but if you really wanted to establish a healthy, moral friendship you would have to participate yourself. I sincerely wish you the best life has to offer and harbor no ill will. Be safe, happy, and remain true to yourself. *J.W.L.* Mar. 30
	Gwenwrote: LOL Your blondes must have been born and raised in Tennessee. Mar. 30
	.wrote: Most enjoyable! I'm a blonde and actually got it!!! Thanks.~DD Mar. 28
	.wrote: Most enjoyable! I'm a blonde and actually got it!!! Thanks.~DD Mar. 28
	.wrote: Most enjoyable! I'm a blonde and actually got it!!! Thanks.~DD Mar. 28
	J W Leighwrote: Damn!! All these years I thought Easter was the official start of spring. Was it a blonde that hid the golden egg along with the Arch of the Covenant? Good one Karen. All my jokes are on me, so I'll leave the clean jokes to you. Get er done!! J.W.L. Mar. 28
	JaAG Glasswrote: I just thought of something. You're a blonde! (So am I.) Can we change this to red-heads? ;o) Mar. 26
	Sleepdeprived Mommawrote: Ahhhhhh hahahahahahaha! Love it! Hope you're holiday was nice and you're doing well. Mar. 26
	Wayward Billwrote: *Karen,* *Puxatauny Christ, I love it.* http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8571/humpdaywaywardbillma5.jpg Mar. 26
	Jacqueline M SeiWellwrote: Got to love them sometimes...LJ Mar. 26
	Bruce Bradleywrote: Karen, How are things going? I loved the joke and I have one for you. A blonde lady boards an airplane heading for Houston, she has a seat assigned in the economy class section. When the plane is boarded she sees that a seat in the first class section is open so she moves to it. The stewardess sees her doing this and tells the blonde lady that she couldn't move from a economy class seat to first class and she would have to move back to her assigned seat. The blonde lady tells the stewardess, I am sitting here and I am not going to move. The stewardess was upset but did not know how to handle the situation so there was a male sterward on the plane too. She told him about what had happened and he told her he would handle it. He also went to bonde lady and told her she couldn't move from a economy class seat to first class and she would have to move back to her assigned seat. The blonde lady tells the steward the say thing, I am sitting here and I am not going to move. The steward and the stewardess discussed what would be the next course of action. They could not phyically move her so they would have to report this to the pilot and see what he suggest. When the pilot heard what was going on he asked is the lady blonde? They replied, yes. He replied, It's okay I speak blonde and I will take care of it. The pilot went up to the blonde lady and whispered something in her ear and she got a confused look on her and got her stuff and moved back to her assigned seat. The steward and stewardess both shocked how easy the pilot got the blonde lady to move asked, what did you tell her? The pilot laughted and told them that he simply told her first class was not going to Houston. Mar. 26
	(no name) wrote: I thought everyone knew that Easter celebrates the birthday of the original bunny and his eventual sailing to America after being driven out of Ireland by St. Patty McCormack. Jnuts Mar. 25
	JaAG Glasswrote: Moldy, oldy, but a good 'un. :o) Mar. 25
	Jayseywrote: Ha ha! Good one. ;-) Mar. 25

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