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    8/7/2006

    NEW WORDS FOR 2006

     

    Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (sent to me via email from a friend)

    1. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

    2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

    3. ASSMOSIS : The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

    4. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

    5. CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles

    6. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

    7. MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

    8. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

    9. STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

    10. SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

    11. XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

    12. IRRITAINMENT : Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben wedding (or not) was a prime example - Michael Jackson, another.

    13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

    14. ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

    15. 404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

    16. GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.

    17. OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting Send on an email by mistake)

    18. WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks.

    19. CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm
     
     
    let me try this out.....
     
    Yesterday I had an ohnosecond while cropdusting.  Everyone in the cube farm was 404 until a stress puppy started prairie dogging.
     
    I definitely need to circulate these at work tommorow...
    12/21/2004

    Time Is A Companion

    "Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived."

    ~Captain Jean-Luc Picard~

    12/11/2004

    Where Hermits Dwell

    If a hermitage (defined in the dictionary) is the dwelling of a hermit, is a "hermitdome" or "hermitude"  a collective of hermitages that make a village? Or don't hermits live in solitude together?  I thought they were called cities!

    12/10/2004

    Play Me A Song

    Quivering gently from your touch
    I am the stings of your guitar
    an instrument you creatively strum
    and my love…melodiously rhythmic
    a song you play
    gently
    barely beckoning me to come along
    to sing with you
    in harmony
    Across the highways
    into the deep surreal dreams and
    fantasies of better days yet to come
    and moments of blissful surrender
    growing longer...
    stronger
    each time you play your song.

    by
    Red Kitten

    12/9/2004

    Possession's Path

    amidst the onlookers
    he reluctantly steps forward
    his mighty sword drawn
    glistening in the brilliant sunlight
    casting a retrospective shadow upon the emotional vampires
    lurking in places that we can not...must not admit exist
    emphasizing the difference between good and evil
    between love and hate
    between life and death
    he lives imprisoned within those shades of gray
    never seeing the black or the white
    only knowing that they exist somewhere faraway
    sensing that it cries out to him, but not knowing how to follow
    or where to start his journey
    believing that with just one well placed word
    love's soul will be emancipated
    and the force released will ignite an eternal flame
    a beacon
    a light to guide him on his way
    but
    he stands alone and confused
    fearful that any step, any movement
    will em
    bed him deeper into the paralysis of never knowing
    as he stands trembling
    wanting so desperately to become real
    she whispers softly to him:
    close your eyes and follow your heart.

    by Red Kitten

    12/8/2004

    The new word is FLURB

    As mentioned before and not a term coined by me, but another fellow blogger I discovered on here (forgot to do a trackback to his blog...sorry about that and I hope he stumbles onto me and takes credit where credit is due) We need to come up with a witty term for the cream (blogs the rise above the rest and actually get some recognition)...you know, the opposite of what a "flurb" is! If a "flurb" is a blog that flopped...is a "purb" a blog that popped? Not to be confused with a Perv Purb or a Nerd Purb! Anyway, I'm still waiting for the minions...if they show up here, I hope they all remember to write a comment so I'll know they tiptoed softly across my page on their way to bigger and better things.  Perhaps if I raffle something off, that will get people to write a comment....hmmmmmm...any suggestions on what to raffle?