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8/7/2006 NEW WORDS FOR 2006
Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (sent to me via email from a friend)
1. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. 2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. 3. ASSMOSIS : The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. 4. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. 5. CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles 6. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. 7. MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato. 8. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. 9. STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny. 10. SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use. 11. XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace. 12. IRRITAINMENT : Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben wedding (or not) was a prime example - Michael Jackson, another. 13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. 14. ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. 15. 404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located. 16. GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions. 17. OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting Send on an email by mistake) 18. WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks. 19. CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm let me try this out.....
Yesterday I had an ohnosecond while cropdusting. Everyone in the cube farm was 404 until a stress puppy started prairie dogging.
I definitely need to circulate these at work tommorow... 12/21/2004 Time Is A Companion"Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived." ~Captain Jean-Luc Picard~ 12/11/2004 Where Hermits DwellIf a hermitage (defined in the dictionary) is the dwelling of a hermit, is a "hermitdome" or "hermitude" a collective of hermitages that make a village? Or don't hermits live in solitude together? I thought they were called cities! 12/10/2004 Play Me A SongQuivering gently from your touch 12/9/2004 Possession's Pathamidst the onlookers as he stands trembling wanting so desperately to become real she whispers softly to him: close your eyes and follow your heart. by Red Kitten 12/8/2004 The new word is FLURBAs mentioned before and not a term coined by me, but another fellow blogger I discovered on here (forgot to do a trackback to his blog...sorry about that and I hope he stumbles onto me and takes credit where credit is due) We need to come up with a witty term for the cream (blogs the rise above the rest and actually get some recognition)...you know, the opposite of what a "flurb" is! If a "flurb" is a blog that flopped...is a "purb" a blog that popped? Not to be confused with a Perv Purb or a Nerd Purb! Anyway, I'm still waiting for the minions...if they show up here, I hope they all remember to write a comment so I'll know they tiptoed softly across my page on their way to bigger and better things. Perhaps if I raffle something off, that will get people to write a comment....hmmmmmm...any suggestions on what to raffle? |
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